Witty Scented Candles



Each candle is in a 9oz amber glass jar with a black metal lid. They have a 70+ hour burn time and are made from all natural US soy beans. They are hand poured in Austin, Texas in small batches to ensure quality.

The scents for each candle are:

  • Baked Bread – Just like it says!
  • Crazy Cat Lady – Yuzu (Japanese citrus)
  • Cuddles – Amber, Sandalwood, Musk, Vanilla
  • King of Farts – Tobacco with Wood notes
  • La La Land – Warm Vanilla, Oak, Cedar
  • Mermaid – Sea Salt and Driftwood
  • Sleepy Squad – Lavender and Sage
  • Tacky Christmas Sweater – Gingerbread
  • The Bees Knees – Oatmeal and Honey
  • The Nose – Satsuma and Tropical Fruits
  • Unicorn Puke – Cotton Candy
  • Wizard – Butter Beer